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I find it interesting when people say "I find it interesting..." when they really mean, "It pisses me off..." #badwriting #saywhatyoumean

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) December 30, 2014

Taking Sides

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide everything into two categories and those who don't. I am neither. #oxymoron

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) October 28, 2014

Saturday Night DVR

Things that make me feel old:
1) Watching #SNL and having no idea who the host is
2) Watching #SNL
3) Staying up till 11:30

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) August 24, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Surefire Formula For Success In The Entertainment Industry

Hollywood Dick's Surefire Formula For Success In The Entertainment Industry:
1) Identify scapegoats
2) Long lunch
3) Lay blame
#LikeABoss

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) June 22, 2014

Candle in the Window

Of life's great mysteries, perhaps the greatest is: How does the candle store stay in business? #waxingphilosophical #moneytoburn #noreally

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) June 1, 2014

"Doctor." "Doctor."

If Mr Pibb really wanted to compete with Dr. Pepper, he should have gone to Med school! #nobrainer #fail #whatthehellismrpibbanyway

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 21, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
1. Waste of time     #couldbewatchingporn

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
2. Not that funny. #buzzkillfeed

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
3. Mostly bullshit.   #canceltheinternet

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
4. Unoriginal.    #listsarestupid

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
5. Repetitive.   #unoriginal

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
6. Lacking in substance.   #dumbitdown

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
7. Padded.   #filler

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
8. Random.   #thanksobama

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
9. Done to death.   #letterman

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:
10. Couldn't think of 10th reason.   #lazy

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014

It's My Wonderful Life In Hollywood