I Like Beer!

#IBelieveHer pic.twitter.com/uzpHTLpmnD

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) September 29, 2018

Mannish Boy

Our President Is A Spoiled Toddler#OurPresidentIsASpoiledToddler pic.twitter.com/fZei4CzRrt

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) August 30, 2018

From Russia With Guns

#ImTheNRA #NaughtyRussianAgent #HoneyPot #RedSparrow 💋 pic.twitter.com/GgUvTNO0vf

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) August 4, 2018

See You in Helsinki

Our President is a Russian Asset #OurPresidentIsARussianAsset pic.twitter.com/pZcgPStsVF

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) July 20, 2018

Gif Me a Break!

#YouKnowYouveMadeItWhen You get named-checked by big-time Hollywood hyphenate @JuddApatow on the @ConanOBrien show and it gets turned into a gif on #Twitter 😎#HollywoodDick #JuddApatow #TeamCoco #WhenTheLegendBecomesFactTweetTheLegend pic.twitter.com/JTd72nNemS

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) July 20, 2018

The Impossible Dream

Our President is an Idiot#OurPresidentIsAnIdiot pic.twitter.com/sy8iU1c4sn

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) July 11, 2018

Space is the Place

@realDonaldTrump
I want to apply to #SPACEFORCE !!!
Here is my rezumay-
1. High School diplomat
2. Belive what I here on Fox News
3. Reel American!
4. Good at holding my breth. (No air in Space!)
5. Non-muslin
Thank-u#MAGA 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/O8YNJFWD1d

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) July 1, 2018

SCOTUS Operandi

Don't know about you, but I am pretty excited to find out who #VladimirPutin is going to pick to be our next #SupremeCourtJustice
Remember, pretty much anyone can be appointed -- including @DonaldJTrumpJr #WeAreDoomed #FakePresident #PuppetMasterPutin 🇷🇺 pic.twitter.com/nBW15zjtpk

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) June 28, 2018

No Shirt, No Soul, No Service

The #RedHen story is not about discrimination, it is about a powerful woman using her position and notoriety to exact revenge on a small business owner who was exercising her Federally protected rights. With great power comes great responsibility, unless you work for Trump. #sad pic.twitter.com/6qn1TQMCdz

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) June 24, 2018

Singapore Sling

If anything is certain, it's that the guy who says "I've been preparing all my life for this..." has no fucking idea what he's doing. #FakePresident #EpicFail #SingaporeSummit pic.twitter.com/ZMcmwOBDOM

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) June 9, 2018

Singapore

What The Feck?

Yeah, but she's still feckless though -- right?#fecklesscunt@IvankaTrump @iamsambee pic.twitter.com/OUAixBVCft

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) June 1, 2018

Fifth Dimension

#MichaelCohen Trial Preparation https://t.co/KIQGz9nWw1 via @YouTube

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 24, 2018

Thighs Wide Shut

One can only assume that #Cohen was used as a go-between to pay women between $100-150K to say that they had indeed slept with #Hannity pic.twitter.com/w4EEV497vm

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 17, 2018

Golden Dreams

#QuoteOfTheDay
"If you can't live a rich and fulfilling fantasy life, what's the point of living in a fantasy world at all?"
- Hollywood Dick pic.twitter.com/U8BwBHHsy9

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 10, 2018

Bad Landlord

#TrumpTower #NoSprinklers #CriminalNegligence pic.twitter.com/yM7L2fFqZa

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 9, 2018

Big Bird

#TheArtOfTheShittyDeal
Chapter 13
Above all you are a leader, and your heroism and courage are an example to those who follow you. To them, you seem invincible. There is nothing that you fear because nothing can harm you. Okay, maybe germs. And sharks. And really scary birds. pic.twitter.com/mjfUGFXXCP

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) March 1, 2018

You Get What You Vote For

#nolifeguardonduty #lifeinthemediumlane #lapswim #wehopool

A post shared by Richard Eastman (@hollywood_dick) on Feb 9, 2018 at 12:07pm PST

What You See Is What You Get

#TheArtOfTheShittyDeal
Chapter Four
Image is everything. Become a master of public perception by presenting yourself as the embodiment of success and accomplishment. Try wearing a nifty cap while sitting at a completely empty desk and holding a phone! pic.twitter.com/hPyTDHa9m4

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) January 23, 2018