Smug Life

"I put the 'R' in gangsta."
-Hollywood Dick #selfiequote #wordsmatter #thirdhashtag

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 14, 2015

Animal Companion Peeves

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 1: When you take up more than one parking spot! #parkingissacred

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 2: When you let your dog lick me. #theylicktheirasses

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 3: When you jump into the shallow end. #breakaleg

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 4: When you wear a knit hat. #hipsterdouchecap

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 5: When you buzz by me on your skateboard. #getalife

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 6: When you ride your bike on the sidewalk. #imwalkinghere

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 7: When you wear a topknot. #getaclue

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 8: When you smoke in the doorway. #nothelping

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 9: When you leave the salad tongs lying on the food. #borninabarn

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Hollywood Dick's Top Ten #LApetpeeves
No. 10: When you talk on your cell phone right behind me. #backoff

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) April 14, 2015

Farewell Spock

He's not really dead. As long as we remember him. pic.twitter.com/k4u9UeWsDW

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) February 27, 2015