Of life's great mysteries, perhaps the greatest is: How does the candle store stay in business? #waxingphilosophical #moneytoburn #noreally
— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) June 1, 2014
"When the legend becomes fact, post the legend."
Sunday, June 01, 2014
Candle in the Window
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
"Doctor." "Doctor."
If Mr Pibb really wanted to compete with Dr. Pepper, he should have gone to Med school! #nobrainer #fail #whatthehellismrpibbanyway
— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 21, 2014
Wednesday, May 07, 2014
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
1. Waste of time #couldbewatchingporn
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
2. Not that funny. #buzzkillfeed
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
3. Mostly bullshit. #canceltheinternet
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
4. Unoriginal. #listsarestupid
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
5. Repetitive. #unoriginal
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
6. Lacking in substance. #dumbitdown
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
7. Padded. #filler
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
8. Random. #thanksobama
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
9. Done to death. #letterman
Hollywood Dick's Top Ten Reasons Lists Are Stupid:— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) May 7, 2014
10. Couldn't think of 10th reason. #lazy
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