Big Bird

#TheArtOfTheShittyDeal
Chapter 13
Above all you are a leader, and your heroism and courage are an example to those who follow you. To them, you seem invincible. There is nothing that you fear because nothing can harm you. Okay, maybe germs. And sharks. And really scary birds. pic.twitter.com/mjfUGFXXCP

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) March 1, 2018

You Get What You Vote For

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What You See Is What You Get

#TheArtOfTheShittyDeal
Chapter Four
Image is everything. Become a master of public perception by presenting yourself as the embodiment of success and accomplishment. Try wearing a nifty cap while sitting at a completely empty desk and holding a phone! pic.twitter.com/hPyTDHa9m4

— Hᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ Dɪᴄᴋ (@HollywoodDick) January 23, 2018